Showing posts with label Police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Police. Show all posts

Monday, 14 March 2016

'BROUHAHA' AND THE ANGRY MEN AT THE STATIONS



Some Nigerians are not smiling at all. They now at the very least of provocations vent out their anger on the nearest person or thing.

This morning on my way to the office, my fuel tank was already on ‘RED’ after giving the ‘low fuel’ sign all weekend. In the course of the weekend, fuel was bought for the generator set, but then, I could not *for the love of me, my car and my hard earned money* afford to fill the car with the fuel bought from the ‘black’ marketers which 98% of the time is adulterated for fear of the car developing a fault and thereafter spend money on unplanned repairs. A friend is still in a dilemma with his mechanics for the past two months due to bad fuel which he bought from those marketers. The annoying part of his dilemma is that he actually got that ‘bad’ fuel at the most ridiculous amount you can ever imagine. Did I hear you say he bought trouble at a huge price?

And so with my friend’s experience on my mind, I decided to drive out by ‘faith’ hoping that the fuel left in the car would get me to the nearest ‘selling’ gas station. And of course, I planned on queuing irrespective of how long the queue turned out as long as it was moving, I was willing to wait.

Luckily, after a few minutes’ drive, I came across a station with a very short queue and most interestingly devoid of miscreants or any form of rowdiness. With the station manager at the gates, the process was orderly and trust ‘yours sincerely’ to swiftly join the queue and in ‘no time’ I was out of the station smiling away with a full-tank and of course a full gallon as well for the generator set at home. Was I happy? YAY! I was!!

Pardon me; I started off talking about ‘angry Nigerians’ right? By now you may be wondering ‘what is the link? Please stay with me as I intend getting somewhere with all of these.

While at the station, the manager and I got talking and then he mentioned how one of the pumps, which I noticed wasn’t working got destroyed by an angry customer who got upset when the fuel attendant refused to sell to him insisting that he, the customer who had ‘jumped queue’, that is, maneuvered his way into the station, would have to go out of the station, join the queue like every other persons and wait for his turn.

However the customer wouldn’t have any of that, so he vehemently took the nozzle from the attendant hitting it around the pump stand, negating the fact that his action could lead to an inferno, even as he kicked and pushed it as though he could pull it off the ground and eventually left the station fuming and ranting. At the end of the brouhaha, of course the counter started malfunctioning.

Back to the office, the first headline I saw online coming off a newspaper was: soldiers beat fuel station manager for failing to sell in jerrycans”.

I laughed out loud and at that point said “|Nigerians are not smiling”. The times are hard enough as there are no doubts and everyone is spending wisely and so when you see such headlines and hear stories such as the man at that station, you know it’s the entire frustrating economic situation.

According to reports on that headline, unidentified soldiers at Damaturu in Yobe state on Saturday night approached the Manager at one of the stations demanding fuel to be sold to them in Jerry cans but the manager refused and it was his refusal which got him a serious beating.

Narrating his ordeal, the Manager, who is now on admission at a specialist hospital in Damaturu, said “I was about leaving the station when some soldiers approached me that they are coming from Buratai and going to Maiduguri so I should get them fuel. I told them we have closed but I can get them 30 litres that will take them to Maiduguri but they said no, they want the fuel in jerry cans. Then I told them I can’t give them in jerry cans except the 30 liters that would help them to get to Maiduguri.

“While we were arguing over this, one of them called one among them to go and bring the jerry cans. Within that time, I found a way of escaping from their sight because I noticed they were not ready to listen to me.

“I went and did my evening prayers, came back and sat opposite the filling station then I saw five soldiers coming towards me. Before I could say anything, they started beating me up and everybody that was there became surprised. Somebody wanted to call with his phone and they collected the phone and started beating him too.

“It was at this point that I ran to ‘A’ Division Police Station. They followed me to the Police Station and in front of the DPO they continued the beating,” the manager concluded. 

There are now speculations that this act by the Soldiers could lead to more fuel hardship for residents and motorists in Damaturu as Alhaji Audu Girigiri, the Chairman of the Independent Marketers in the state has vowed not to open or receive any fuel supply in all stations in Damaturu and Yobe’s entirety “if the military authority does not take action to punish those soldiers within the next 48 hours” even as he sympathized with the hospitalized station manager.  
There were also accusations against Security Personnel from the Residents and motorists of the state who narrated their unwholesome activities of jumping queues to get fuel and thereafter selling in the ‘black’ market for as high as N500 a litre.

Hmmm! N500 a litre indeed!!

Girigiri while expressing his disappointment added “I think the Petrol Task Force in the state is a failure because it has created more problems than solutions. It is this task force that is causing scarcity and hardship for people in Damaturu presently unlike before when fuel used to be available".

Alright, Petrol Task Force, over to you. What say you?
 

Monday, 7 December 2015

What is Christmas Without Fireworks, 'Bangers' and 'Knockouts'?

By the end of the yuletide season, without any doubts, a lot of people would have recorded a good number of ex-convicts in their various families. That is, if some families have not started counting or visiting police stations already.

Aha! Don't get it twisted. Before some of you (especially the religious fanatics) start saying 'God forbid', let me start by saying here that some of my relatives/family members are already ex-convicts along what I would term here as 'waka pass' ex-convicts! As we proceed, you will begin to have an understanding of what I mean by 'waka pass' ex-convicts.

First of all let me clarify that there are several levels of convicts ranging from 'waka pass' convicts to die-hard/hardened convicts.

A few weeks back Mr Solomon Arase, the Inspector General of Police reiterated the ban on firecrackers, fireworks, what a lot of people call 'knockouts' or 'bangers' (not the bangers pork sausages) during the forthcoming Christmas and New year celebrations given the current security level in different parts of the Country, adding that hoodlums have started the practice of using the fireworks to confuse citizens while carrying out despicable acts and thus warned that violators, that is those who would still use the banned fireworks while jubilating would be made to face the wrath of the law thereby becoming 'waka pass' or light offence convicts.

Over the weekend, driving through a neighbourhood where a small market is located, I saw a group of people arguing with some armed Police men who were trying to forcefully get a group of boys into their patrol van and some women who could pass for the mothers of the boys pleading with them to let the boys go even as the onlookers standing around with a few others who stood faraway talked in hushed tones obviously over why the boys were being arrested. My mission around there was to stop and buy a few food items but on a second thought decided not to stop but drove on as soon as I saw the scene.

And so for fear of being caught up in a potential calamity (given the guns) I stopped a good distance from the market in front of a roadside tomato seller who was also watching the scenario from afar. As I paid for some tomatoes she told me that the boys were getting picked-up by the Police for 'disturbing the peace of the community' with fireworks.

As soon as I heard that, I laughed and said "the Policemen have a lot of work to do given the case" as I remembered my relatives who were also arrested a few years ago for letting off fireworks and we had to bail all three of them with a lot of money that day and of course from that night because the trio did not sleep in the cells overnight given the light offence, they officially became the family's 'ex-convicts' but we termed them 'waka pass' just like some Nollywood's acts who just feature in a scene of a movie playing nearly insignificant roles in the entire movie.

Now you have an idea of who a 'waka pass' ex-convict  is, and also what I meant when I mentioned that "some of my relatives/family members are already ex-convicts", like I said before, don't get it TWISTED. They are just 'waka pass' not hardened ex-convicts okay?

So if you or your wards don't want to get on the list, tell them to stay away from 'bangers' this yuletide season so you (they) don't get 'banged' into the Trucks/Vans of the Armed Uniformed Men while heading for the Police Station/Cells. But on the other hand, all lovers of fireworks may want to ask "what is Christmas without these fireworks"?

Well my take is this, if you must do your 'KABOOM' fireworks, get ready for Prison and the wrath of the law as Arase has warned. Like I said earlier, because Christmas is only just starting and I know for a fact that there WILL be more fireworks and crackers, the Police force should therefore get set for a busy time this period until a few days into the new year as for a LOT of people, the season is NEVER complete without these 'BANGERS'.