Showing posts with label Weddings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weddings. Show all posts

Thursday, 1 September 2016

HELLO SEPTEMBER! HOPE YOU BRING MORE GOOD TIDINGS THAN AUGUST DID?



Dear September, it feels good to wake up this morning only to find out that you are here already.

Already’ in the sense that we just celebrated Christmas a couple of months back and with the memories of last Christmas still lingering, you have caught up with us, once again taken us by surprise and bringing the ‘mber’ months to our faces whether we have achieved anything or not these past couple of months. Who are we to hold you back? Sure we can’t! laughs.

Nevertheless, September, before you take full ownership of the month, let me first of all thank August for listening to the Almighty God by delivering some of the blessings assigned to us and many of our loved ones. So August, thank you even as you take your leave.

Hey wait a minute August! Inspite of some few blessings delivered, we must express our grievances by letting you know that some people witnessed some form of pains, shame, losses, disappointments and more. Some people committed suicide while a few others attempted it due to one form of hardship or the other. There were cases of adults defiling and abusing children, we hope that September will visit destruction upon all the unrepentant paedophiles and many others who indulge in vices which have negative effects on innocent people. And so August, we admonish that when you return in the coming year 2017, please do better by coming with more than enough blessings that you brought this year and exclude all of the pains. Now you can leave even as the sun gets eclipsed for a while today, take all the pains with you.

Now back to you September. Interestingly you are starting off with an eclipse of the son according to forecast, so let’s assume it’s a good sign of you wiping off the pains and hardship of last month hence starting on a clean slate. We do not want cries, pains, losses, shame, disappointments, failures; you already know the rest as the list can go on and on. Just know that we DO NOT want any of the experiences on that list.

What we want in this month is celebration of new babies, birthdays, weddings, admission in schools, graduation, new jobs, promotions, house warming, new cars, visas, breakthroughs, contracts, and all the good things and occasions of life. The list is endless and you know them so just bring only the goodies so that at the end of the month, we will be able to say “hey September! You sure did a good job and so see you again next year, 2017” while smiling with hope.

September, hope you understand all I have said so far? May you be truly a good "September to remember". And on that note I say “Hey everyone, welcome to a blessed month of September! *smiles with hope*  

Tuesday, 17 November 2015

Akpororo The 'Craziest' Joins The League Of Married Comedians

Hmm! A while ago I was looking at Akpororo's wedding pictures with his beautiful bride. For those of you wondering "who the hell is Akpororo?" , let me reply  in the same vein (especially if you are a Nigerian) "who the hell are you who do(es) not know Akpororo?". *smiles*

Akpororo a Nigerian Comedian, who is presently an Airtel Ambassador (no matter how stuck-up you are) would get you reeling with laughter whenever he gets on stage because he's the 'craziest'.

Except for his dismal performance at the Presidential Inaugural gala night for Buhari where he was obviously nervous, I have never seen any Comedian as crazy as Akpororo as he seems to get crazier by the day making it a lot difficult for the 'others' to outdo him on stage.

On Saturday the 14th of November, 2015 Akpororo got married to his beautiful Josephine Abraham in Lagos after proposing to her twice about three months earlier on the 9th of August in a church and on a football pitch respectively *laughs*, it's only Akpororo who can do that.

I'm seated here in the office and thinking aloud "what's with these comedians and  their beautiful very fair/nearly very fair complexioned wives? Have you noticed the trend? Check out AY, Julius Agwu, Seyi Law, I go dye, etc and their wives. Bovi's wife is not so fair but quite pretty, so is Teju Babyface's.   

Pardon me, is it possible that the girls are now wiser as they seem to have found out what the wave-making Comedians' specs are and so make all efforts to fit the statistics? *winks*

Anyhow, here is wishing the latest couple a happy married life together. Who knows! Maybe, just maybe, Akpororo may become normal now that he's married!!

Finally, I wish the single girls out there 'all the best' as they search for the yet-to-be-hoked-comedians who are still out there. May the best 'searcher' or 'hustler'  FIND!