Showing posts with label PHCN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PHCN. Show all posts

Monday, 10 April 2017

NEWS NEWS: LAST WEEK WHILE NIGERIANS WERE "BASING ON LOGISTICS"



And so dearly beloved, while we were all busy rooting for BBNaija housemates and sloganizing “based on logistics” everywhere, these are some of the many things that happened while you were enmeshed  in the BBNaija euphoria especially in the last one week.
Last week was a sad one for members, students, friends and family members of the students and staff of Queens college as they bade their final ‘goodbyes’ to yet another student Praise Sodipo, an orphan who died as a result of the bacterial infection outbreak in the school sometime back as she was laid to rest on Thursday. Her death made it the third fatality recorded from the outbreak after two other students Vivian Osuiniyi and Bithia Ituhua had died earlier even as about 1,222 students were reported to have taken ill with about 16 others hospitalized at the time. Very sad one indeed.

For those who have been believing in an over-night turnaround as per the stability of light in Nigeria, sorry to disappoint you with the unenthusiastic view from Mayowa Adeleye ,a public affairs analyst who was reported to have written from Canada to Nigerians stating that Nigeria cannot have 24/7 electricity supply anytime soon as it does not have the funds to make it happen adding that the FG is already ‘choked’ financially even as the current local investors that bought NEPA/PHCN assists from GEJ led FG in 2013 are obviously financially handicapped as well. Oops! There goes our hope for light in a bubble.

It was reported that a German national Brenard Christo died after collapsing at the Murtala  Mohammed airport Lagos, while waiting to board a local flight to Benin. He was said to have died at an undisclosed hospital.

Once again, EFCC was in the news also that about N448m was discovered in an abandoned bureau d’ change shop within a plaza in Victoria Island, Lagos on Friday night. According to reports, the Lagos state zonal office of the Economic Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) upon counting the money which was stashed in ghana must go bags in high denominations of 500 and 1000 naira notes amounted to the sum of N448million naira. Meanwhile the ant-graft agency is investigating the matter in order to unravel the source and those behind it.

Good news for all prospective JAMBITES as JAMB deemed it fit to extend UTME registration and examination, given the high level of stress and technical hitches which prospective candidates are undergoing at the accredited centres and offices just to register.

Court also remanded two MMM agents in prison over breach of trust.

Suicide bombers didn’t want to be left out in the news as well, so they decided to attack a mosque in Maiduguri. However the two female suicide bombers who could not gain access into the Mosque after they were intercepted at the entrance died in the bomb blast which occurred after one of them detonated hers, thereby injuring five others while she and her partner died in the process.

Do I need to talk about Apostle Suleiman’s saga? Makes no sense to many right now, however, just a mention that Stephanie Otobo was said to have released her statement of account in a video (though I haven’t seen it. Don’t think I will anyway) just to drive in the nail further that the accusations over her involvement with the Apostle is true. Nevertheless from all indications, looks like many people have moved on from the gist thus leaving that story for those who are not fully engaged doing anything meaningful with their lives or those who are all out to play the game of “name and shame”.

And in case you didn’t know, Efe, one of the housemates of the just concluded edition of BBNaija reality show which put Nigeria in a ‘lock down’ for almost an hour given the grand finale which took place last night, emerged the winner and went home with a brand new SUV and a mouthwatering sum of N25million naira. There is also news going round that a moneybag is also going to give him more than the N25m and another SUV as well. Hmm! What a way to go especially in these harsh times. Like someone noted, Efe is truly a guy with “Dangerous grace”.

Wednesday, 20 April 2016

GOD! HELP US KEEP OUR COOL BEHIND THE WHEELS!!



No matter how much of a Christian, cultured or classy you are, as long as you drive in Nigeria, especially Lagos, it will take the grace of God for you not to curse or use derogatory words at other road users especially the commercial Bus ‘Danfo’ and  Tricycle ‘Keke Marwa’ drivers, even some private motorists are not left out.

When I mentioned the ‘grace of God’, I didn’t mean just the normal everyday grace but an ‘extra grace’ is what you really need while driving in the city of Lagos; so you keep your cool at such times and not appear uncouth in the eye of the public as these aforementioned drivers can really drive you MAD.

I have always said that NEPA (or is it PHCN), commercial drivers of dnafo, keke marwa, okada et al will have a special place in hell. As for NEPA/PHCN, that will be a topic for another day as our main focus today is on the travails of very sensible road users such as ‘yours sincerely’ which is moi (me) *laughs*. Believe it or not, I am a very sensible driver and road user.

A danfo driver overtakes you wrongly and just when you decide to overlook him the first time and keep moving he stops abruptly right in front of you in the middle of the road to pick passengers without a care in the world whether or not he’s causing traffic or putting the lives of his passengers at risk, should any oncoming truck or another vehicle loses control and runs into them.

And then again, disregarding the blaring of horns from motorists behind, he turns his face in the opposite direction when you eventually drive up to him after successfully maneuvering your way from behind him because he expects that you will rain insults on him so he avoids eye contact by turning in that direction.

He’s unperturbed by the insults (which he gets on a daily basis) given that as soon as he’s done picking up the passengers from that spot, he makes a concerted effort to overtake you again, from any angle he deems fit as though you are in competition with him over who gets the passengers from the next bust stop.
  
Just when you are trying to contain the stupid Danfo driver who is struggling (though with little results) to get the bus on very top speed ahead of you, behold two Keke Marwas on both sides of your car trying to box-you-in the middle of the road like escorts in a motorcade, hence you are conditioned to automatically drive at the pace of the danfo driver who is still maintaining his ‘struggling speed’ in front since you can neither overtake him from the right nor the left. Hmmm! God help you if they don’t leave your car with ‘yellow’ scratches from those tricycles before you eventually detangle yourself from that mess.

99% of these commercial drivers DO NOT understand the rules of driving one bit. They think driving is all about just moving a car from point A to B. Research has shown that many of them from being conductors at the parks, learn the art of driving from within the parks and before you say “Jack”, they are out on the roads/highways endangering lives and sometimes properties as they run into other vehicles or buildings when they lose control.

How about the supposed noncommercial motorists?

What kind of feeling do you get when you are in a slow moving traffic and you allow someone get ahead of you after he/she might have appealed only for the person to get into your lane ahead of you and thereafter gets you out of the original lane? At the end of the day, your lane becomes the illegal line, you then end up being the one begging to get in line again. *laughs*

Arrrrrghhh! I know that feeling. I obliged someone this morning on my way to the office, and guess what! Instead of the driver who was a female to say ‘thank you’, she did not only snort but added “I thought you would not let me in and would also take the road home after you”. To say the least, I was upset. You see, that’s why a lot of people do not oblige drivers get into lines ahead of them. If you asked me, I would say “please don’t criticize such people as they may have learnt from such experiences”.
 
And before I take my leave, let me confess that I lost my cool for a split second as I did not drive off until I had let out a cussing word “Iyalaya” from my mouth even though I immediately said “father please have mercy” even as I drove off feeling a little bad that I just did that. Though I know that some other persons could have done worse after she said that and may eventually have led to a physical fight especially if we had scratched our cars due to a struggle to get in line, I still felt bad that I let out that insult.

These people can really make you mad but then I promise to keep my cool next time. God help me to keep to that promise!